What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Bible.. Hm.?

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Innocent before proven guilty

What did one boob say to the other boob

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Maybe leave out

I like God is love and lives within you.

Deuteronomy 17

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

But this is not

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like religions.

You shall not bear false witness.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

I don't like

Lose lips shimk ships.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?